DIG DEEP.
STACK $HOE.
Till your bags. Reap the chaos.
A meme coin for degenerates with dirt under their fingernails — sprouted from the compost heap of bear-market despair. Every trade quietly funds real-world local food resilience.
6.9B
Total Supply
SOLANA
Chain · Raydium
$0.0001
Launch Price Est.
1–4%
Fees → The Soil
Who is Sadie?
NOT EVERYONE'S WIFE MATERIAL.
$HOE isn't just another token. It's a shovel. A signal. A smirk. A filthy, fertile vehicle for attention — and, if we do this right, for real-world resilience.
She was forged from memes, FOMO, and a little spite. Hold $HOE and you're not chasing a pump — you're tending a plot. Only real farmers earn the good stuff.
More Than Memes
WE'RE PLANTING MEMES. SOMETHING BIGGER IS GROWING.
A slice of every transaction funds a grassroots movement for local food-system resilience — because real farmers don't wait for the system to fix itself.
The meme is real. The mission is serious.
Six Steps to Filthy Riches
HOW TO GET $HOE
1
Get a Wallet
Install a Solana wallet like Phantom. Takes two minutes.
2
Buy Some SOL
Fund your wallet with SOL from any exchange or on-ramp.
3
Open a DEX
Head to Jupiter or Birdeye to find the best trade route.
4
Search $HOE
Paste the official contract address — only from the real site.
5
Swap for HOE
Trade SOL for $HOE on Raydium liquidity. Confirm the swap.
6
Get to Work
You're a holder now. Tend your plot and stack your bags.
The contract address goes live at launch on the official site & @pimpyourhoe. If it's not from Sadie, it's not $HOE. Don't get rugged by imposters.
How the Harvest Is Split
TOKENOMICS
Total Supply · 6,900,000,000 $HOE
🌾 Fair Launch & Liquidity
2.76B
🌱 Community Treasury
1.38B
🎁 Airdrops & Giveaways
690M
👷 Team (vested)
690M
🔥 Burn / Meme Fund / CEX
690M
🪴 Reserve / Multisig DAO
690M
Where the Money Goes
A MISSION COIN, NOT JUST A MEME COIN.
Fees are enforced by the smart contract and the wallet is publicly viewable. No private team dumps. No stealth unlocks. Every cut is documented.
- →Buy fees fund local food-system resilience
- →Sell fees split back into liquidity
- →A future dashboard tracks every inflow in real time
THE HOECONOMY
FEE RECEIPT · SOLANA
Buy
Sell
2% to the mission · 2% to liquidity
Thank you for tilling 🌱
Holding $HOE = Tending Your Plot
FARMING SEASON
Stake. Tend. Harvest. Only real farmers earn the good stuff.
Spring
Cultivate
Stake your $HOE and break ground. Lock longer for bonus yield.
Summer
Harvest
Plots mature. Stack $HOE + NFTs to farm tiered rewards.
Fall
Burn Dead Weight
Trim the supply. Burn cycles thin the herd and feed the floor.
Winter
Rest & Prepare
Hold, scheme, and ready your plot for the next planting.
From Seed to Harvest
THE ROADMAP
Phase 1 — Meme Seeding
LiveDomains and social handles secured. Brand, mascot Sadie, lore, and smart contracts drafted. Twitter memes and Telegram chaos begin.
Phase 2 — Token Launch
NextFair launch on Solana. Liquidity seeded on Raydium with anti-snipe protection. Launch memes, contests, and the NFT teaser drop.
Phase 3 — Growth
SoonSadie Supporter NFTs go live. The fee-tracking dashboard ships. MemeDAO and farming systems get designed in the open.
Phase 4 — Utility
SoonPlot NFT farming mechanics go live. Governance discussion opens. Bridges to $BEET / FOAF food infrastructure explored.
Phase 5 — Real Impact
VisionFood-system partnerships, real-world tie-ins, and merch drops. The meme grows something that actually feeds people.
Shitposts. Cultivation. Glory.
THE MEME WALL
Ask Sadie
FAQ
The Hoeconomy Keeps Score
SADIE SEES YOU.
We’re tracking the top hoes. Pay the most fees, spread the most memes, dig the deepest — and earn more than clout. Leaderboard sprouting soon.