$HOE
Get to Work.
$HOE is a meme coin for degenerates with dirt under their fingernails. Sprouted from the compost heap of bear market despair - fertilized with memes, FOMO, and a bit of spite. Every trade helps fund real-world efforts to strengthen local food systems.
This isn't just another token. It's a shovel. A signal. A smirk. A filthy, fertile vehicle for attention - and, if we do it right, for real-world resilience.
How to Get $HOE
Launch set for June 21, 2025 on Solana. Liquidity will be seeded on Raydium.
- Install a Solana wallet like Phantom
- Buy some SOL
- Go to Jupiter or Birdeye to find the best trade route
- Search for $HOE
- Swap SOL for HOE
- Get to work. You're a holder now.
The contract address will be posted at launch. Don't get rugged by imposters. Once liquidity is live, $HOE will be tradable across Raydium, Jupiter, Phantom, and other Solana DEX platforms automatically.
More Than Memes
$HOE isn't just a vibe. Every transaction fuels a grassroots movement focused on food, sovereignty, and survival — because real farmers don't wait for the system to fix itself.
We're planting memes. But something bigger is growing.
What's Next?
$HOE isn't just a pump — it's the seed of something weird, and maybe even useful.
- 🌱 MemeDAO votes on future grants and chaos
- 🎁 Airdrop contests + "Pimp My HOE" NFTs
- 🛒 Merch store: aprons, enamel pins, tilled dreams
- 🌾 There's more under the soil. You'll know when it's time to dig.
Tokenomics
Total Supply: 6,900,000,000 $HOE
- 🌾 40% — Liquidity & Fair Launch
- 🌱 20% — Community Treasury
- 🎁 10% — Airdrops & Giveaways
- 👷 10% — Team (vested)
- 🔥 10% — Burn / Meme Fund
- 🪴 10% — Reserve / Future Initiatives
Farming Season Is Coming
Stake your $HOE. Tend your plot. Harvest the perks.
- 🪴 NFT plots = bigger yield
- 🌾 Seasonal cycles: Cultivate. Harvest. Burn. Repeat.
- 🎁 Earn "Sadie Supporter" NFTs and meme power
Details sprouting soon.
Roadmap
- Phase 1 — Meme Seeding: Logo, lore, and hype. Twitter memes, Telegram chaos, and Cultivate Labs launches $HOE into the dirt.
- Phase 2 — Token Launch: Fair launch, Raydium listing, buy button live. Meme contests and airdrops begin.
- Phase 3 — MemeDAO: Community votes on memes, grants, and HOE-related experiments. Strange new sprouts begin pushing through the soil.
- Phase 4 — TBD: The garden evolves. Something unexpected may grow next.
FAQ
Q: What is $HOE?
A: A meme coin with a mission: raise funds for local food system resilience while building a community of meme-loving degens and gardeners.
Q: Is this real or just laughs?
A: Both. The meme's real. The mission is serious. Every trade supports grassroots food system fixes.
Q: How can I earn $HOE?
A: Join contests, meme raids, stake $HOE, or grab a "Sadie Supporter" NFT to earn early rewards.
Q: Is there an airdrop?
A: Yep, community-based. Early meme action and engagement get rewarded—no VC bags here.
Q: Will it go to $0?
A: Maybe — but not before we plant a ton of memes and grow something real.
Q: What's the deal with the name?
A: It's a nod to the tools we use to grow food, and a wink at the crypto space's love of wordplay.
Meme Wall
Shitposts. Cultivation. Glory.
The Hoeconomy Keeps Score
We're tracking the top hoes. Those who pay the most fees, spread the most memes, and dig the deepest will earn more than clout.
Sadie sees you.